Animals With Four Legs Teacher:     Wendy , name an animal with four legs.    Wendy:    “Two chickens.”   Attack Mike is very late for class on afternoon. His teacher questions him:  “What happened? Why are you so late?” “I …

Teacher: ” George, what is the most often used phrase by students today? “ George: ” I do not know.” Teacher: ” Correct!” Dịch: Giáo viên: ” George, cụm từ gì mà  ngày nay được học sinh sử dụng thường …

A teacher asks her students to write a composition on the topic ” what is laziness?” After class, the teacher corrects papers and comes across one with nothing written on the first and second pages. Finally, on the third page …

During a parachute jumping training session, the coach addresses those who will be jumping for the first time. ” Don’t worry. Your parachutes will open automatically and you will fall to the ground slowly.“ A student asks uneasily, ” What …

Mike is very late for class one afternoon. His teacher questions him: “ What happened? Why are you so late? ” ” I was attacked by gunmen.” ” Oh my god! Did they hurt you?” ” No, but they stole …

Teacher:    Wendy, name an animal with four legs. Wendy:     ” Two chickens” Dịch: Giáo viên:   Wendy, kể tên một con vật có 4 chân. Wendy:      ” Hai con gà “.

James:   Hello                                                               James:   Xin chào Lisa:       Hi    …

Linda failed an exam for the third time. Stepping out of the classroom, she is greeted by friends who try to comfort her. She waves them aside, saying: ” Thank you for trying to make me feel better, but I …

The teacher asks ” Carl, can you name three things that did not exist 50 years ago?” “ A computer.” ” Right ! ” ” Satellites.” ” Correct ! ” ” And….me”   “…..” Dịch:          CÁCH …